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    June 07

    经典搞笑老贴

    如果你大叫八年七个月又六天你声音的能量就可以热一杯咖啡(看起来不值得)

    如果你连续放屁六年又九个月放出气体的能量就可以造原子弹(看起来还差不多)

    人的心脏可以产生把血液喷出三十尺高的压力.(老天爷)

    猪的高潮可以持续三十分钟 (我下辈子要当猪)

    把头撞墙一小时可以消耗一百五十卡路里 (我还是不能忘记猪的事)

    没有头的蟑螂在饿死之前可以活九天(好恶心)

    公的合掌螳螂在头还在身体上的时候没办法交配, 母的合掌螳螂在进行交配之前先要把雄的头砍掉 (老婆我回来了,怎么...)

    蝴蝶舔自己的脚(实在不是我想知道的事)

    大象是唯一不能跳的动物(好吧...那也算是一件好事)

    猫的尿液在黑暗中也可以发亮(我怀疑有哪个多事的人会去观察这件事)

    鸵鸟的眼睛比脑袋大(我认识有些这样的人)

    海星没有脑袋(我也认识这样的人)

    北极熊是左撇子(谁知道这种事?管他的...)

    人类和海豚是唯一为了爽才做爱的物种(那猪呢?)

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